| The D River Wayside has a colorful history on multiple levels—many of which are very personal to me.
The site is probably best known for the annual Kite Festivals held there twice each year. For many years, I helped organize those events and for several years, Susan and I had a kite store across the street. (Due to the construction, this year’s June festival will be moved to Chinook Winds Casino Resort.)
Purchased by the state in 1969, the site was once home to an aquarium and later to a go-kart track. Its name comes from the fact that the D River, which begins at nearby Devil’s Lake, rolls across the beach and empties into the ocean. At just 440 feet, the river was once known as the world’s shortest river by the Guinness Book of World Records.
In 1989, however, the title was usurped by a fifth-grade class from Montana, which re-named a drainage ditch as the Roe River at 201 feet. I was director of the Chamber of Commerce at the time and was told to fight back. I had the length of the river reassessed by a state geologist and then held a press conference, ankle deep in the short river to re-claim the title. The notorious (and often hilarious) spat between Oregon and Montana continued in the early 1990s.
Guinness no longer lists a world’s shortest river. |